A joke

Only Three Doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”

The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

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12 Responses to “A joke”

  1. tGbtg! Says:

    You spelled blonde right.

  2. praiseHim Says:

    Oh, wow. That’s funny!

  3. BookSnob Says:

    ๐Ÿ™‚ That would have been me when I was little.

  4. skilletfan Says:

    LOL I like the joke BLOND DOES NOT HAVE AN E. L L L Get it right next time sheesh call me wrong but I’m not.

    • rebeccasclay Says:

      All I know is i purposefully did not edit the joke in any way (meaning the joke site choose the spelling of blond(e)) and wordpress agrees with you Tim. it marked all the “blonde”s as incorrectly spelled.

  5. praiseHim Says:

    Here’s the usage note from dictionary.com that might help.

    “The spelling blonde is still widely used for the noun that specifies a woman or girl with fair hair: The blonde with the baby in her arms is my anthropology professor. Some people object to this as an unnecessary distinction, preferring blond for all persons: My sister is thinking of becoming a blond for a while. As an adjective, the word is more usually spelled blond in reference to either sex (an energetic blond girl; two blond sons), although the form blonde is occasionally still used of a female: the blonde model and her escort. The spelling blond is almost always used for the adjective describing hair, complexion, etc.: His daughter has blond hair and hazel eyes. ”

    In other words, if I understand correctly, “blond” is an adjective describing someone’s hair, etc., and “blonde” is a noun referring to a person.
    I totally don’t have an opinion in the matter. Just thought I’d see what dictionary.com says. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. BookSnob Says:

    I say its just an evil ploy to confuse blonds! Or blondes! *is confused*

  7. skilletfan Says:

    LOL I’m actually not that confused but will spell it how ever the spell cheaker spells it

    • SweetTart Says:

      I’ll spell it one way in one sentence and the other way in the very next sentence, and get this, I won’t even realize I’m doing it. (I’m such a blond, I mean Blonde.)

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