“Well, Your Honor, I really didn’t mean to get into a fight with the driver of the car I ran into the other day.
I was rear-ended, which caused me to rear-end the car in front of me. The driver, whom you can see is a dwarf, approached aggressively after the accident yelling, “I am NOT happy.”
I decided that I would try to lighten things up and answered, “OK, I can see that, but then which one are you?”
That’s when the fight started.”