Joke(s) of the day

Accordion jokes

Q: What’s a gentleman?
A: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn’t.

Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q: What’s the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm!

Q: What’s the difference between an onion and an accordion?
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Q: What’s the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.

Q: What’s the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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13 Responses to “Joke(s) of the day”

  1. BookSnob Says:

    Chain saws can be tuned? lol, those were funny.

  2. praiseHim Says:

    I take it that you don’t like accordian music… Those are funny.

  3. BookSnob Says:

    You should hear his brother on Cha-cha/Tango/Samba/Mambo music. Its SO funny.

  4. tGbtg! Says:

    Who? Clay’s brother?

  5. SweetTart Says:

    Which Clay’s brother?

  6. BookSnob Says:

    The writer, Olaf.

  7. rebeccasclay Says:

    Why are we talking about clay’s brother.

  8. BookSnob Says:

    We’re talking about the family hatred of weird music. lol. Clay’s brother just happened to come up.

  9. BookSnob Says:

    No, no, you sounded confused, not tab keeping. Don’t worry about it. I’m sorry if I offended you. :S

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