There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!
The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, “Oh no. That couldn’t be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie.”
November 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm |
Wait, why did the guys CARE how deep it was?? π And you changed the Blog title again! Will seek revenge! π
November 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm |
How will you seek revenge? You don’t even have a blog! Or do you, and no one told me?
November 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Besides vengeance is the Lord’s.
November 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Umm, Indy will come up with a plan!
And Clay, that IS a change, but not one that will make me change the title of your book mark. Savvy?
November 18, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I like the changes in the title, I think its funny that you change it all the time.
November 18, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Oh, by the way did you know if you are talking about someone’s possesion of something it has an ‘s not just an s ( ex. Clay’s Blog Of Awsomness ).
November 18, 2009 at 10:18 pm
oops
November 18, 2009 at 8:02 pm |
I laughed. Really hard. No, seriously, I near;y fell out of my chair!
November 20, 2009 at 1:19 pm |
@ Book Snob
Okay here is the thing. First we find his house and then after me getting bitten in the leg by his dog we duck tape his mouth shut (still on my leg) then we unload the 250 fire crackers from the back of our ford tundra(Which we bought in Turkmenistan) then we place them under his house and light all the fusses. Then we go home and celebrate with anchovies, sourcrote, hot sauce, and pancakes. HOOORAH
November 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm |
Eewwww. What a disgusting combination of food. And please don’t blow his house up. Pretty creative plan, though, I have to admit.
November 21, 2009 at 7:39 am |
I’ll bring the hot sauce!
November 20, 2009 at 1:22 pm |
Why?