Questions about marriage asked to kids (real kids)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
— Craig, age 9

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9

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3 Responses to “Questions about marriage asked to kids (real kids)”

  1. BookSnob Says:

    Lol!!! Cuz you know them forever!! Hehehe, that’s funny. I like how Alan thinks, he’s a smart kid.

  2. SweetTart Says:

    I like the one about telling if strangers are married or not. Wouldn’t work at our church though. Everyone yells at everyones kids.

  3. Mother Says:

    I wish I’d kept better notes when ya’ll were little. You think you’ll remember them forever. . .

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